Seriously.
My internet has been down for eeeeeeevvvvvveeeeerrrrrr and it's driving me insaaaaaaannnnnnneeeee. I need my daily dose of Facebook and YouTube (Yes, I be a forum hag).
Sooo, it's NaNoWriMo and I wanna do it seeing as my involvement seemed to have AMAZINGFREAKINGFANTASTICHOLYFREAKINGCHRI ST results last year. I'm fairly certain my story will involve grrly men.

I miss you all! Also, the internets! D:

Oh my god.
Am I dead?
No, no I'm not.
He's dead.
SO STUPID, SO SO SO STUPID.
What's going on?
Am I not here, is that it?
AM I NOT, I AM NOT.
I don't know anymore, I don't know.
Oh my god, this doesn't make any sense.
My insides are gone.
There's no blood, no nothing, just a big, flapping hole.
Lay it on me and I will take it.
TAKE IT.


screamingscreamingscreamingscreamingscre amingscreamingscreamingscreamingscreamin gscreaming


Oh my god.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.

I'm dreaming.
This isn't happening.
This isn't real.
Just go to bed.
And everything will be alright again.

I have come to the conclusion that I really hate Twilight.
Sorry, it's true.

Why? Well, umm...

1.) Bella's freaking annoying/emotionally weak/STUPID
2.) Edward's abusive/creepy/personality-less
3.) Jacob's a bitchy pedo
4.) The series itself has no plot whatsoever
5.) The ending (Breaking Dawn) was inconclusive and made me want to punch unicorns
6.) THE VAMPIRES SPARKLED
7.) Stephanie Meyer needs to take another creative writing class
8.) Stephanie Meyer needs to stop her inappropriate relations with her thesaurus
9.) It's not a good idea to compare your relationship to Romeo and Juliet (constantly): they both DIE at the end
10.) It's just a tad bit annoying when SMeyer builds up the tension in all of her books ("OMG IF WE DONT PREPARE RIGHT NAO THE VOLTOURI WILL KILL RENESME!!!1") and then lets you down in a horrible, tangible flop ("Now that we've talked this whole thing out, we can go home and live happily ever after! Yaaaayyy!")
11.) "Renesme". Seriously?
12.) Character development is, literally, non-existent
13.) All female characters are incapable of making their own choices/have no cool character traits. At all



Aaaand the list goes on.
So, yes, a rant.
Feel free to post your responses.

PS~ Many Twihards are actually quite scary. >_>

I've been having a lot of bad dreams lately. Mostly, they aren't bad in the literal sense, but something about them unnerves me just so much that I wake up shaking and sweating. Like, for instance, the other night I had a dream I was, stupidly, the vampire daughter of Bella and Edward of Twilight. We were a happy little undead family, going about our merry business of eating people, crawling up walls, and getting into pointless car crashes (We're technically indestructible,right? Might as well make the best of it). But, then, because I was an "abomination", I started to die. I was bent over in a garden, coughing up and chocking on my own teeth, my "parents" standing above me in what I assumed was worry. I'd reach in my mouth to clear out what was left of my teeth, so I wouldn't choke anymore, but there seemed to be an endless supply of them. Then, in the sudden way that dreams usually work, I was at a strange version of Gazelle's graduation party. It was at a small hotel, in their garden. I turned to one of my friends and asked him where Gazelle was. He seemed a bit hesitant to answer at first, becoming absorbed in his plate of food. Finally, I got him to say,
"He's in one of the hotel rooms with that girl."
"What girl?"
"The one he's cheating on you with."
And then I woke up, fingering my own teeth to make sure they were all still there and gasping.

Thankfully, Gazelle isn't cheating on me in real life, but it was still disturbing.
I've woken up every other night since then, sweating and gasping like I've just run a marathon.
Maybe I shouldn't eat sweets before bed.

Have you noticed that every other celebrity has died off recently? And that the majority of them are dying of heart attacks?
If I were any more of an otaku, I would say


KIIIIIIRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.


But that's ridiculous, so I won't suggest it.




KIIIIRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.